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nirnrooty
earthschild:
“    SOURCE    Sweet Rolls for the Dragon Born and friends, from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, following as close to the in game recipes as possible. Warning, abuse of moon sugar can cause tooth decay. Use at your own risk!
Sweet...
earthschild

Sweet Rolls for the Dragon Born and friends, from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, following as close to the in game recipes as possible.  Warning, abuse of moon sugar can cause tooth decay. Use at your own risk!

Sweet Rolls

1/2 tsp from Salt Pile 
¼ cup from Jug of Milk
2 cups from Sack of Flour
2 sticks (1 cup) of Butter
5 Chicken’s Eggs
½  tsp Extract from Vanilla Plant
2/3  cups Moon Sugar (aka granulated sugar)
(you can add in 1 tsp of baking powder to assist in rising, but if you whip the butter and eggs enough, you won’t need it)

For the glaze:
4 TB Butter
2 TB from Jug of Milk
2 cups Powdered Moon Sugar (aka confectioner’s sugar)
1 tsp Extract from Vanilla Plant

Sweet roll pan (mini bundt pan)

Info on the sweet roll

Thank you for voting these into the Game Life Contest Finalists! Paarthurnax would be proud!

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

1. Gather your ingredients and allow to reach room temperature. Preheat your hearth to 350 degrees F.
2.Cream the butter and sugar together and beat until fluffy (at least five minutes).
3. Slowly add in each chicken’s egg and beat well. Add the milk or cream.
4. Add the flour, salt and vanilla extract and stir gently until mixed.
5. Pour into greased swell roll pans and bake until golden, about 20 minutes. Allow to cool.

Step 2: Glaze and Consume

1. For the glaze, melt the butter and add in the milk. 
2. Slowly mix in the powdered sugar and vanilla. Drizzle over cooled sweet rolls.
3. Do not fight any dragons for 30 minutes after consuming more than 5 sweet rolls.
frossgaming

Sweet

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k-kae
smurflewis

Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out:

“Man, it’s a zoo in here!”

Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads.

Then I realized.

I work at a zoo.

smurflewis

Update: my boss was talking about how he was really excited for an entire week of vacation and was wondering what he should do, so I looked him dead in the eye and told him, with a straight face,

“You should visit the local Zoo, I heard it’s really nice.”

Under pain of death I am no longer allowed to make any zoo related jokes.

smurflewis

Part three: I was cleaning the squirrel monkeys and one of them kept trying to climb up me so I sort of just yelled

“WILL YOU STOP MONKEYING AROUND??”

I forgot my boss was in the next room and he walked and just glared at me

stirfriedawesomesauce

Please never stop doing the lord’s work

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iliveonlyinfantasy-deactivated2
inherowngalaxy:
“lotrconfessions:
“I feel that Fili’s death was overlooked in the movie. When he died, it kind of just happened and that was it. Kili died with Tauriel by his side, and afterwards, she was there holding his body in her arms. When...
lotrconfessions

I feel that Fili’s death was overlooked in the movie. When he died, it kind of just happened and that was it. Kili died with Tauriel by his side, and afterwards, she was there holding his body in her arms. When Thorin died, Bilbo was by his side ,then all the other dwarves came later to morn him. But Fili just died. His body fell at his brother’s feet and that was it, that was the end. No one was shown truly mourning him.

inherowngalaxy

YES! This bothered me soooo much when I saw the movie!

frossgaming

Tauriel wasn’t even in the book though. So she wasn’t even supposed to be mourning Kili.

Source: lotrconfessions